Let’s say that you are snoozing on the carpet with your week-old child. And let’s say that your child wakes up and happens to mistake your prominent nose for a possible source of milk. You should:
a) redirect the child’s attention to a pacifier or similarly appropriate alternative
b) explain in gentle but firm language why it’s perfectly normal to want to get milk from a nose, but not a wise choice
c) snap a few selfies
Ah well. Still getting this dad thing down.
