From the Bad Dad handbook

Let’s say that you are snoozing on the carpet with your week-old child. And let’s say that your child wakes up and happens to mistake your prominent nose for a possible source of milk. You should:

a) redirect the child’s attention to a pacifier or similarly appropriate alternative

b) explain in gentle but firm language why it’s perfectly normal to want to get milk from a nose, but not a wise choice

c) snap a few selfies

  IMG_1562 IMG_1567     Ah well. Still getting this dad thing down.

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